Friday, May 05, 2006

One leg at a time

Came across this in some forward I received -

"If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in at one time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect would cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the tremor established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day's Tremor and eventually cause the earth's crust to break apart and float into space.

This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time."

Whew... in case you can't see me at eye-level, look down. I'm on the floor.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

he he!!!

this was fuuny!

btw have kept ur letter ready..check my cooments!!

;)

the-think said...

Hehe, the person who wrote this definitely needs something to keep himself occupied with...someone give it to him soon!
:)

Anonymous said...

The guy who wrote this is either an Albert Einstein in a testing position in u-know-where or he's one chap who's got his legs into one side once too many. :-)

Ashma said...

:) i loved the last line.. "Whew... in case you can't see me at eye-level, look down. I'm on the floor." .. gud sense of humour.. :D